"Biking through New York's boroughs in 2005, I thought about some old friends, Joe and Eileen Bailey. Though they are imaginary, I frequently talk to them." --Sen. Chuck Schumer (D-NY), in his book Positively American.
How do these people keep their jobs? I don't get it! People in New York are well educated individuals for the most part right? So why are you electing people with imagenary friends into office? If you don't watch out he might start to think that the states problems are imagenary too! Poor guy he just needs a friend!