My OH Miley

Dim the lights. Cue the music. And spot light on the trailer? I'm sorry I think set design was misinformed about the props on stage... oh wait we are using a trailer for this performance? I thought Britney Spears was just accepting an award?

Oh Miley? Oh no Miley... no, don't! Oh man she did. Was that supposed to be an ice cream truck?

Looks like Miss Cyrus is trying to take a page out of Britney Spears book Heart to Heart and adding chapters to her own Miles to Go, Ch 27 "Pole dancing 101." Take notes young girls across America. But wait lets think about this, do you really think 16 year old girls don't already do things like this? Because they do. And any one of them that is trying to deny it should just bring out the LOL's in you because it's just not true.

At 16 girls are exploring their sexuality and starting to own as much of it as they can understand. Maybe not as overtly as Miley but they are trying out new ways to express themselves for sure. So do we call Miley a slut or pop princess? Because I think role model was thrown out the window a while ago. Either way she's till got more money, fame, fans and problems than most 16 year olds.

And it's back to bumping and grinding for our girl! Working that pole, shaking her hips in ways that makes Nick Jonas want to rip off his purity ring. Because it's a "Party in the USA"!